Definitions by Perkins

Turkey dick 

A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking

Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick

Turkey dick by Perkins March 11, 2017

crookz

they are lead by 2 members of the hewbrew faith, enough said

Yo muthafuckin crookz we can't roll on E today and mess up whitey, i gotta go to temple

crookz by perkins February 23, 2003

crookz

(n.)A joke "prep school gang", who live in a "prep school ghetto" consisting of 2 rich white kids and 3 joke wannabe thugs
(v.) acting like a wanna be gang member, who would get fucked up if ever in a fight

Z Stein is such a crook, he'd get killed in a fight with my mom.

crookz by Perkins February 22, 2003