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crookie

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.
Crookies fuck you up.
by john July 13, 2003
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crookie

a cross-dressing wookie(see definition) who you encounter outside, and he asks you to stay in your room. He will have symptoms of mental problems. He proceeds to come in to your room and ask to sleep on the floor, saying that the "hospital kicked him out." He then proceeds to obviously hit on your roomate, telling him "he's one of a kind." if you don't kick this "crookie" out of your room, he might steal your purse, your laptop, or your life. If you ever meet a crookie, leave your room as soon as possible, and pray you never see him again
Wow, Derrick was a real crookie last night
by nick dimille March 31, 2008
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Crookie

A person with a defining crooked feature on their body, usually in places such as the lips, nose, teeth, etc
HA! Matt is such a crookie, have you seen how ridiculous his lip is?
by Hatinonthacrookies January 16, 2014
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a cross dressing wookie(see definition) who asks to stay in your room at 2 in the morning, then proceeds to tell your roomate "im so glad i met a person like you" and hits on him blaitently for the next 10 minutes. It also goes around stealing various purses laptops and whatever other girly things he can find, and slurks around dorm rooms. If you ever run in to a crookie, immediately leave the room and pray that you never see him again
Wow, that kid derrick was a real crookie last night.
by nick dimille March 31, 2008
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Crookie

Deer Hunting with Machine Learning Kid from the Islands and still in skooling.
Charles never graduated color maths class and until that moment he technically is still a crookie.
by Mike Ballz October 21, 2021
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crookie

Crooked old men.

Combination of crook + oldie.

Plural(tend to gather in the viagra aisle): Crookies.
A: “Have you ever noticed that guys that specifically call girls ‘college-aged’ haven’t been near a college in the last 15-20 years?”
B: “Omg you’re right, those f***ing crookies.”
by crookiehunter November 13, 2025
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crookie destroyer

a person who enjoys putting his thingy in cookies and making ppl eat them and while they eat it he claps their booty
by Thebigdaddyclapper November 3, 2022
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