Crookies fuck you up.
by john July 13, 2003
Get the crookie mug.a cross-dressing wookie(see definition) who you encounter outside, and he asks you to stay in your room. He will have symptoms of mental problems. He proceeds to come in to your room and ask to sleep on the floor, saying that the "hospital kicked him out." He then proceeds to obviously hit on your roomate, telling him "he's one of a kind." if you don't kick this "crookie" out of your room, he might steal your purse, your laptop, or your life. If you ever meet a crookie, leave your room as soon as possible, and pray you never see him again
by nick dimille March 31, 2008
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A person with a defining crooked feature on their body, usually in places such as the lips, nose, teeth, etc
by Hatinonthacrookies January 16, 2014
Get the Crookie mug.a cross dressing wookie(see definition) who asks to stay in your room at 2 in the morning, then proceeds to tell your roomate "im so glad i met a person like you" and hits on him blaitently for the next 10 minutes. It also goes around stealing various purses laptops and whatever other girly things he can find, and slurks around dorm rooms. If you ever run in to a crookie, immediately leave the room and pray that you never see him again
by nick dimille March 31, 2008
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by crookiehunter November 13, 2025
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