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A whitey is a feeling that happens on random. It isn't because you're a "lightweight" or "first timer". It can happen because you didn't eat something before, such as doing a wake &bake. (Toking fat bong rips in late morning on a stomach that's been empty for the while you slept can do your body dirty.) It can happen when you mix marijuana with alcohol or cigarettes. It can happen from swallowing some smoke; causing irritation to your stomach lining. It can happen because you're in or around heat. Or it can be because you've hit some moldy hemp. (Ps-CHECK YOUR WEED BEFORE YOU HIT.)

-After a hit or two usually, a bad dizziness lightheaded feeling takes place and your vision gets messed with. Whether you're sitting or standing you start to blank in &out. When you blank out, the feeling is like being dead. Your body is heavy and useless and you can't move or speak, but you can hear what's going on around you. When everything starts to become clearer all the shaded areas are like sepia colored. Commonly everything feels either extremely hot, or extremely cold. Chills start to form. Your face loses color and begins to turn WHITE, or widely pale. Then sometimes you vomit from nausea then usually end the high with passing out completely.
When you wake up after an hour or two you start to feel better. A little bit hungry, but a WHOLEEE lotta hungry.

It is definitely one of the scariest things to experience. Be careful everyone.
"Why did jay keep saying her face was melting?"
"She was throwing a mean ass whitey"
by j.see. March 23, 2009
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
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a derogatory term for persons of European ancestry; see also honky, cracker and blue-eyed devil
Kiss my ass, ya cracker-ass whitey!
by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003
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an undesirable reaction to smoking cannabis common amongst lightweights and first-time tokers. Symptoms include dizzyness, clammy skin, nausea and vomiting.
It gets its name from the paleness of the sufferer as the blood drains out the capillaries under the skin due to a decrease in blood pressure.
"oh man, I don't know what you put in that joint, but it gave me one hell of a whitey."
by Suvorov August 20, 2003
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A nick name black guys give their only white friend.

A racist term towards white people (eventhough nobody really gets offended by it).

Oldskool stoner slang for when taking too many hits in a short amount of time, then feeling nauzeated and breaking out in a cold sweat then turning pale (varies from seconds to hours).

The dog from crayon shin chen.

The old midget with 2 different sized feet on adam sandlers eight crazy nights.
Yo nigga, dis a muddafuckin' chocolate fest up in dis bitch, hit up whitey.

Why do whitey gotta bring me down dawg.

Duuude, put that out for a minute, I'm having a whitey.
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
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A person with no pigment to their skin, always refered to a man. Also used as a derogatory term to white people or people acting "white" by people who haven't the intelligence to come up with a real insult. The people who use the insult seem to be more rascist than the target of the slur.
by a.k.a. snowflake November 04, 2003
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A nickname for a caucasian person, usually said by jamaicans and afro americans

also see: whitebread
by honky mcgee December 10, 2003
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