by BHou March 17, 2008
Get the crockus mug.When a group of Iowa girls collaborate on which guy’s cock they’re going to select to be sucked. This commonly takes place at some point during a girls’ night out.
Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.
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by PeeBee February 19, 2004
Get the cockus erectus mug.A type of imaginary dinosaur that feeds on pain and misery. It will devour sadness and anger, and often bad people, until only love and happiness are left. This is why everyone close to or within eating distance of the Crockosaur will be gripped by uncontrollable spasms of laughter, because anything that upset them has been devoured.
NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.
NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.
"We were all bickering on D of E, but then Johnny noticed a Crockosaur and we all started laughing."
"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."
"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."
"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."
"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."
by The master of bears January 18, 2010
Get the Crockosaur mug.A cock. Cockussy is another name for a cock. Made by combining the word "cock" and the suffix "-ussy".
by The_Great_Alex May 13, 2022
Get the cockussy mug.The event in Iowa every four years that we have to brag about like it's the greatest thing in the world. Everyone thinks it's huge, but belive me, an Iowan, it's not that big.
The world talks about Iowa's huge cockus, but when all is said and done, it really wasn't as big as we expected.
by grayjk January 13, 2008
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