crackus

Scientific name (species) following the scientific name (genus) of something that gets you high like crack.

Skydiving: Jumpus crackus
Shopping: Spendus crackus
Racing: Nascarus crackus
Dogs: Canis crackus

by K9K9K9 April 1, 2010

crackus

A really stupid madeup word that me and
my friend say all the time.

WTF you crackushead!

by Kenny!!! April 21, 2004

Crackus

crackhead, but not really a crackhead, just a goober with crackhead energy

You're a crackus.

by ramennoodledoo September 9, 2021

Crackus-Murr

A very mythical sea monster that is unknown to most of society. More powerful then the Lochness and more far reaching then Bigfoot, Crackus-Murr (also known as Cragusmir or in old english as "en Cragus de Murren") is a dark being from another world that takes many forms of fear. He lurks in every pond, lake, stream, and ocean through an interconnected highway of underground tunnels and patrols his bodies of water with his amazing power and grace. There have been no sightings but his presence have been felt through many sounds, movements, and abnormal energies felt all over the world. Some say to look in his eyes means instant death ... or others say a boquet of flowers instantly appears on your head as you slowly start to grow in height. Experts have said that he originated from a pond somewhere in the vicinity of Prosperity, Pennsylvania.

Last night we were skinny dipping and I SWEAR i felt Crackus-Murr's presence in the water... it was life changing.

by jtixxlefrom the rizzle May 1, 2011

Bootius Crackus

Scientific name for "butt crack"

I once fell into a Bootius Crackus and liked it.

by Sendai mother booty flinger April 24, 2017

count crackula

A derogatory term referring to someone in charge of a small crew of drug runners.

Look, there goes count crackula and his wanna be's!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Crackstasy

When you smoke crack on ecstasy.

Friend 1 - Hey yo, you tryin to smoke that crackstasy?
Friend 2 - All day wodi!

by New_BOOST February 20, 2011