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Cockussion 

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.
She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.
Cockussion by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009
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Cockussion 

Where a guy hits somebody over the head with his penis and it knocks the person into a daze.
That chick bit his dick when she was giving him head so he whipped out his cock and gave her a cockussion.
Cockussion by Jarvass May 9, 2009

Pussy concussion 

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

Because of my concussion... 

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.
*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
Because of my concussion... by Avon67 February 24, 2011

Concussion Water 

Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.
After a night of drinking concussion water...

Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"

Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"

Anal Concussion 

The act of being fucked in the ass too hard that you are given a concussion.
During my 6 years of being in prison I got 23 anal concussions!
Anal Concussion by DmasterG March 3, 2014

Cockcussion 

Slamming that ass so hard you give her a cockcussion
I bent my date over and hit it so hard I gave her a cockcussion
Cockcussion by HorseWhisperer January 7, 2018
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