Crockosaur

A type of imaginary dinosaur that feeds on pain and misery. It will devour sadness and anger, and often bad people, until only love and happiness are left. This is why everyone close to or within eating distance of the Crockosaur will be gripped by uncontrollable spasms of laughter, because anything that upset them has been devoured.

NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.

"We were all bickering on D of E, but then Johnny noticed a Crockosaur and we all started laughing."

"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."

"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."

by The master of bears January 18, 2010

Cockasaurus

Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches.

Also see "Zoah"

That guy I went home from the bar with last night was a real Cockasaurus. He tore my taint in half and now I'm shitting out of my box.

by Zarr January 20, 2004

Cockasaurusrex

A dinosaur from the jerassic period with few preserved fossils, its cock is so large it is said to be able to knock out any dinosaur with one hard swing of its massive penis

cockasaurusrex defeated the spinosaurus again! damn!

by uncle sams cousin May 2, 2011

Cockasaurus

A man with a very large penis almost the size of the Willis Tower, could be called Big Willie.

That guy is a cockasaurus. No way! What!

by Cockstain23 December 11, 2009

Cockasaurus Recks

Sex move where u hold ur cock in 2 hands and go RAWR really loud and then bite the SHIT out of the person ur fucking

here comes the Cockasaurus Recks Gurrlrlrlrlr
NO NOT AGAIN I NEEDED STITCHES NO FUCK GOD PLEASE I WILL CALL THE POLICE
*munch*

by FukLifeKillUrself October 2, 2022

cockosaurus

Cock: Penis, Male Genitalia, Johnson, Goliath, Beastiality, Peter Pan, Johnny, Night Stick, Magic Stick
Osaurus: extenstion of the Tyrran-"osaurus" Rex.

Combined it is "COCKOSAURUS" where the cock is as big & mean as the dinosaur. Showing dominance, strength and pure mojo.

Dave is the big boy in this gym class, all his mates call him cockosaurus. All the ladies like Dave.

by WA WA WI WA August 2, 2006

cockasaurus rex

A giant dick bigger than 8 inches long.

I hope that bitch is ready for my cockasaurus rex.

by sexslangs January 14, 2009