Definitions by grayjk

Conan Bitch 

Someone who continually complains about Conan getting fired, but at the same time must not have been watching when Conan was on The Tonight Show, or else the ratings wouldn't have sucked.

FACEBOOK USER thinks that NBC is stupid for firing Conan.
Comment: Dude don't be such a conan bitch.

Conan Bitch by grayjk January 23, 2010

Cockus 

The event in Iowa every four years that we have to brag about like it's the greatest thing in the world. Everyone thinks it's huge, but belive me, an Iowan, it's not that big.

The world talks about Iowa's huge cockus, but when all is said and done, it really wasn't as big as we expected.

Cockus by grayjk January 13, 2008