crocus

to be in disarray

"My focus is all crocus" when you are confused

by Shane Anderson September 28, 2003

Crocus

A different word for dick

"Wow that crocus is huge!"

by Habsysns February 24, 2017

flaming crocus

A hallucinogenic...or so they say ;D

Randy: Dude, the flaming crocus was wicked last night.

by Aster Wind December 15, 2008

Crocus

A bastard who chooses to actively lay in bed all day and be nothing but a useless piece of shit.

Wow, they’re such a Crocus, they should touch some grass.

by TheToyDev_ December 5, 2022