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"My focus is all crocus" when you are confused
crocus by Shane Anderson September 28, 2003
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A bastard who chooses to actively lay in bed all day and be nothing but a useless piece of shit.
Wow, they’re such a Crocus, they should touch some grass.
Crocus by TheToyDev_ December 5, 2022

flaming crocus 

Randy: Dude, the flaming crocus was wicked last night.
flaming crocus by Aster Wind December 15, 2008

Crocspin 

The crocspin is the act of spinning around while you are having sex with your partner of choice this makes it more fun for the both of you
"Last night I tried the crocspin and we had so much fun"
Crocspin by Deonahowablo February 20, 2017

Lightning McQueen Crocs 

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

Crocostimpy

A terrible, fearsome creature that inhabits the Galapagos Islands. Discovered by nature show hosts Ren and Stimpy, the creature is known for its large blue nose, small brain, and its distinctive call of "Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy".
In June of '93, I had my left nostril bitten off by a Crocostimpy.
Crocostimpy by P-faff August 14, 2006
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korean word for madam, older woman
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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