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Crockstar

noun

A inconsequential person who talks a big game, but their big talk is just a crock of shit because they never do what they say they will.

"Crockstar" is the antonym to, and should not be confused with a "Rockstar".
That guy is such a crockstar. Time after time, he has offered to things and then always has an excuse to offer, but no results.
by RamHemiTX September 10, 2011
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Crockstar

A 'Crockstar' is someone who says they are seriously into rock music, but will only listen to obvious bands. They will usually tell you that they are "not really into" or have "never heard of" the likes of.. Maiden, Dream Theater and Def Leppard. These same people, if asked, would not be able to tell you the track listings for Led Zeppelin IV or Master of Puppets, if their lives depended on it. This is embarrassing, they are not seriously into rock music, and so they ought to stop telling people that they wish to live a rock 'n' roll lifestyle, cover their body in tattoos and learn to play the guitar like Kirk Hammett, because they will only humiliate themselves further.
Crockstar: "Hey man, I'm going to Download this year!"

Guy: "Really? I hear Faith No More and Dragonforce are headlining!"

Crockstar: "... Who?"
by retrocliche August 9, 2009
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rockstarlet

A budding actress destined for stardom. A female musician/performer that is sure to be famous. An energized and talented female rock musician/vocalist. Someone who looks so marvelous that they must indeed BE marvelous!

Also, can be spelled rockstarlette.
Whoa, that Mary Jane is a rockstarlet, would you look at those legs... not to mention her dynamite smile, personality and figure!
by thingoneandthingtwo August 15, 2012
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Rockstar Games

A gaming company that's been fucking milking a game so much that it skipped a console generation
Everyone: "Oh man new generation consoles are coming, I hope rockstar games comes out with a new game to present"
Rockstar Games: "let's just re-release the same game for the 167th fucking time for next gen consoles, these fools are still buying our shark cards."
by RELEASE GTA 6 ALREADY June 23, 2020
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rockstar friends

(noun)

When you are boyfriend and girlfriend when you are in the same city, but when you are apart you are just good friends who plan on seeing each other again - eventually.
Dan and Michelle may live in different countries, but they travel to meet up every few months cause they are rockstar friends.
by gtbarry October 14, 2008
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cockstar

Darin is big dick ballin like a cockstar!
by padre February 21, 2021
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Cockstar Games

An insult for Rockstar Games and their horrible decisions.
Guy1: Dude did you hear that Rockstar uploaded another update?
Guy2:Yeah Cockstar Games really messed up this time.
by DankMemeBunny May 6, 2018
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