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The event in Iowa every four years that we have to brag about like it's the greatest thing in the world. Everyone thinks it's huge, but belive me, an Iowan, it's not that big.
The world talks about Iowa's huge cockus, but when all is said and done, it really wasn't as big as we expected.
Cockus by grayjk January 13, 2008
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a dum ass..someone that dosen't make sense..or is just tryna be funny
y u gotta b such a cockus??
cockus by 1Estrella January 3, 2009
A rooster is a male, a hen is a female, and a cockus is a he/she! ...Or you know, its a cock.
See cockus erectus <--- XD
That's a nice cockus you have on your farm, how much is it?

<Insert naughty sentence here.>
cockus by Xerz December 28, 2004
A gay slang used for describing a large penis.
Joe: Haha you’r pp small.
John: Nah i have a big cockus.
Cockus by DogHoarder October 20, 2021
A very small penis, cock, wiener, or whatever you call a private part of a man, however this word is only meant for the only one person, his name is Jordan James Fajardo, a guy from the philippines with a very small penis
Gurgan has a smol cockus
cockus by Thenicecock January 20, 2024

cockus erectus 

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.
cockus erectus by PeeBee February 19, 2004

cockus majorous 

slang in latin terms meaning a big cock.

I tell my bf he has a cockus majorous.
cockus majorous by mandeena July 20, 2008
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