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Criffing 

Verb.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.
My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.
Criffing by criffmaster May 22, 2013
Related Words

cruffatin 

A word of unknown origin ingeniously used in the hip-hop song "Witness" (artist: Roots Manuva) - referring to a man-made hidden meaning, probably a South London word-mix of prophet and crocheting. Meaning: to make up a vision of the future and tell people about it without revealing everything at once by only feeding them encrypted information.
He's sickly cryptic / Spitting the code
And most proud to present that cruffatin mode
cruffatin by gromek August 14, 2007
a person who has no friends or is a jizz face. comenly used in villian territory. (:
friend1: hey you're a dick.
friend2: naaah i'll smoke your family you absolute criftah!
friend1: you crossed the line.
criftah by elusive-chance January 11, 2010

chiffarobe 

from "chiffonier" (dressmaker) and "wardrobe"; a free-standing tall piece of furniture used to hold clothing; includes a rod for hanging clothes and may include several drawers as well; usually two sides.
Her bustle was neatly folded and stored in the chiffarobe.
chiffarobe by d November 11, 2003

chiffarobe 

Similiar to an armoir but smaller. A chiffarobe is a free standing wardrobe which usually has a full length mirrored door. Behind the door there's a rod to hang one's clothes, and several drawers on the opposite side of the mirrored door. Chiffarobes were used in the days before homes had closets.
My best dress is hanging in Grandmother's chiffarobe.

crifanac 

In science fiction fandom, mean CRItical FAN ACtivity. Some aspect of an activity in sf fandom deemed more important than others, i.e., meeting minimum activity requirements in an amateur press association at the last possible minute. Coined in the late 1940s by Charles Burbee and usually (but not always) used with satirical intent.
He didn't stop to eat; he was involved in crifanac.
crifanac by rich brown August 11, 2004