criftah

a person who has no friends or is a jizz face. comenly used in villian territory. (:

friend1: hey you're a dick.
friend2: naaah i'll smoke your family you absolute criftah!
friend1: you crossed the line.

criftah by elusive-chance January 11, 2010

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Craftaholic

A person who loves to do many different types of crafting!

I'm a craftaholic!

Craftaholic by CraftyBaz May 17, 2018

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criftah • Craftaholic • Cristah • Crittahole

Cristah

A type pf gurl that can make you laugh. You always wanna be around her. She will have the warmest conversations with you. She will always be there for you, even when she knows you dont want her there. If you get lucky to have a cristah in your life try not to loose her. In the end you will be the one to be lost.

Where is cristah?
Idk lets find her right now!

Cristah by Dearend♡ November 29, 2018

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Crittahole

The deep, dark, damp, and hairy abyss that is a critta’s butthole.

After a long day of catching bullpens Evan’s crittahole was wet and stanky.

Crittahole by Crittakilla12 April 23, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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