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a person who has no friends or is a jizz face. comenly used in villian territory. (:

friend1: hey you're a dick.
friend2: naaah i'll smoke your family you absolute criftah!
friend1: you crossed the line.

criftah by elusive-chance January 11, 2010

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Craftaholic

A person who loves to do many different types of crafting!

I'm a craftaholic!

Craftaholic by CraftyBaz May 17, 2018

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Cristah

A type pf gurl that can make you laugh. You always wanna be around her. She will have the warmest conversations with you. She will always be there for you, even when she knows you dont want her there. If you get lucky to have a cristah in your life try not to loose her. In the end you will be the one to be lost.

Where is cristah?
Idk lets find her right now!

Cristah by Dearend♡ November 29, 2018

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Crittahole

The deep, dark, damp, and hairy abyss that is a critta’s butthole.

After a long day of catching bullpens Evan’s crittahole was wet and stanky.

Crittahole by Crittakilla12 April 23, 2023

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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