Verb.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.

My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.

Criffing by criffmaster May 22, 2013

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Cliffing

A mixture of shade and tea

Oh my god! They were totally cliffing us.

Cliffing by Ligma123 December 22, 2018

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croffing

The act of vomiting off of a very tall building.

"Bro, Jake and I went croffing off the empire state building yesterday. "

croffing by Noah Spurbeck August 4, 2017

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Cliffin'

When something you do goes unexpectedly wrong and you look like a dumbass. Cliffin' could happen at anytime of the day and anyone can be Cliffin'.

One person: Dude I just burnt my finger with the lighter!

Second person: You be cliffin'

Cliffin' by Annie Recksun October 30, 2011

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Cliffing

To talk/sing to one's self

He had a lonely time at lunch today. Yeah, he was just cliffing...

Cliffing by Nerderific September 13, 2012

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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