d's definitions

Jacks

Toilet in Ireland. Usually the gent's toilet. Usually covered in piss maybe with a shite in the urinal. Accompanied by humerous and often informative grafitti.

Great stories on the walls in the Jacks! I've piss up to my knees though.

by D November 10, 2003

british wink

penal ejactional by use of digits. must be a british girl.

then she reached down and had me drop trou so she could preform the british wink.

by d November 20, 2003

diving into the red sea

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

by D November 17, 2003

seepage

Jism leaking out of a birds snatch after shagging that dampens her gusset and sometimes dampens her Jeans too. Maybe even the chair she's sitting on.

Clean yourself up bitch! If you're going to shag in the toilet at least you can bung it and prevent seepage!

by D November 10, 2003

bomb.gov/cia

Danielle= bomb.gov/cia

Danielle was the inspiration of bomb.gov/cia, courtesy anji.

by D July 14, 2004

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

spitter

One who does not swallow ejaculate after oral sex, but instead spits it out.

I want a swallower, not a spitter.

by D January 12, 2004