d's definitions

motor boat

When you blow a raspberry in between a girls tits, making a motor boat sound

Carol was so drunk the other night, I gave her a motor boat when she showed her tits

by D January 31, 2005

nice guy

A male who can't get a girlfriend, never mind get laid, because he DOESN'T treat women like shit.

Bud is a 21 year old vergin because he's a nice guy.

by D February 16, 2004

right-off

Someone gives you news that may be absolutely right; perfectly true, but is not good news. (thus should not be celebrated with the standard "right on")

Hey Bro, we have 8 hours of homework due tomorrow morning. Response: for reals? Right-off!

by D October 3, 2003

shroom

Abbreviation for "mushroom." Generally used in the narcotic sense.

Dude! These shrooms are fucking AWESOME!!

by D February 13, 2003

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003

shineys

thing moo of ryry in a time and space beyond this place

woah! look at those shineys, damn their everywhere, their everywhere!

is that a shiney on the ceiling?

by d September 26, 2004

Samaria

1)A small gurl.
2)Pictures are no longer sumtin 2 help u remember the past wit her, but sumtin to make you wonder wat crime she has commited
3)Going out wit her future hubby
4)Looks like a lion when sleepin
5)See attitude

"(tilts head and looks through top of glasses)No hunny!"

by D February 5, 2004