1 definition by elusive-chance

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a person who has no friends or is a jizz face. comenly used in villian territory. (:
friend1: hey you're a dick.
friend2: naaah i'll smoke your family you absolute criftah!
friend1: you crossed the line.
by elusive-chance January 11, 2010

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