crayford

Someone who lies constantly for no apparent reason. A person who tells stories that are obviously complete fabrications and are not even funny. Sometimes confused with Gayford, but correct spelling and pronunciation is Crayford.

Dude your stories aren't even funny or true, stop being such a Crayford.

crayford by Mullet Man November 5, 2006

crayford

As Luke Skywalker sed:
"If there is a bright centre of the universe, then this is the place that is farthest from it."

Crayford, the absolute middle of nowhere (between bexlyheath and dartford- eep)

crayford by Jandy-ass December 30, 2003

Devon Crawford

The word to use when someone on YouTube just doesn't upload for seven months. Most likely because that individual is Vibin'.

Viewer 1: "Dude why hasn't leafy uploaded?"
Viewer 2: "He totally committed a Devon Crawford"
Viewer 1: "Can you blame him? He could just be Vibin'."

Devon Crawford by The Viber November 23, 2019

Cranford 

Cranford is an upper middle class town in north jersey just 35 minutes outside downtown Manhattan. There are many pizzerias and nail salons as well as many Italians and Jews. The setting for the movie Guess Who was filmed here. Downtown Cranford has the world’s largest four-sided Rolex figure. One of their historic houses is said to be one of the stops on the Underground Railroad. Cranford high is know for it’s immaculate sports and athletic abilities. They shop in their own downtown as well as Westfield, Summit, and of course the Short Hills Mall. Their parties are known to be fun yet drug infested which cause chaos with the local town cops. The guys are stuck up and the girls are brats and expect everything to be handed to them especially if they live in the north side of town. Overall a great town to live in and raise a family in especially if you want a good downtown and lots of parks and wealth.

Dude i met such a cool girl last weekend in Nomehegan park, but she’s kinda spoiled and jappy...
Where does she live?

She lives in the north side of Cranford.

Cranford by jerseygirl98 October 1, 2019

Chace Crawford 

Chace Crawford is one of the stars of "Gossip Girl", on the CW Network. He plays Nate Archibald, the upper east side lacrosse player who has flings with Blair, Serena, and Jenny.

He was born in Lubbock, Texas, on July 18th, 1985. Before starring in "Gossip Girl", he also appeared in the film "The Covenant", released in 2006. He's rumored to be dating American Idol alum Carrie Underwood.

He's ridiculously hot, and the reason that some people watch the show.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, do you watch Gossip Girl?"
Girl 2: "Duh, Chace Crawford..."

Chace Crawford by tiababy12 March 30, 2008

The cindy crawford 

The cindy Crawford is when ur done with anal and u flick ur feces on her upper lip

When your all done fucking whichever skanky ass whore in the asshole then continue to slide your throbbing cock out of her poopshoot then notice you have shit on the tip of your dick so you have her look back at you and as she looks in your eyes you flip that little pebble of a turd on her upper lip resembling the cindy Crawford.

The cindy crawford by Filthydeertay October 20, 2019

Michael Crawford 

Only the MOST badass singer ever. Tends to give both straight and gay people of both genders orgasms. Very British. Very good looking in his younger years, still not all that bad.

Best known for being in a popular britcom called, "Some Mothers Do 'ave 'em" in which he played a neurotic slightly fruity character named Frank Spencer and also made insanely famous by playing The Phantom (or Erik, for the original book lovers.) in Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera".

Generally not associated with anything outside Andrew Lloyd Webber now. Not widely known anymore. Height of career sometime in the 80's.

Has been in several plays as well including (but not limited to) the following: Phantom of the Opera, Woman in White, Charly, Barnum

Michael Crawford gives all the ladies joygasms.

Michael Crawford by Ingenue September 29, 2005