Cranford is an upper middle class town in north jersey just 35 minutes outside downtown Manhattan. There are many pizzerias and nail salons as well as many Italians and Jews. The setting for the movie Guess Who was filmed here. Downtown Cranford has the world’s largest four-sided Rolex figure. One of their historic houses is said to be one of the stops on the Underground Railroad. Cranford high is know for it’s immaculate sports and athletic abilities. They shop in their own downtown as well as Westfield, Summit, and of course the Short Hills Mall. Their parties are known to be fun yet drug infested which cause chaos with the local town cops. The guys are stuck up and the girls are brats and expect everything to be handed to them especially if they live in the north side of town. Overall a great town to live in and raise a family in especially if you want a good downtown and lots of parks and wealth.
Dude i met such a cool girl last weekend in Nomehegan park, but she’s kinda spoiled and jappy...
Where does she live?

She lives in the north side of Cranford.
by jerseygirl98 October 2, 2019
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A medium sized town in Union County New Jersey. It was oringinally named Crane's Ford after the Crane family forded a river. The movie Guess Who was filmed here, as were many episodes of Nickelodeon's Pete and Pete. It can be accessed easily from exits 135, 136, and 137 on the parkway. It's high school is notorious for flagrant and excessive drug and alcohol use. It is nationally recognized with the Tree city USA award, honoring both a specific tree at Lincoln Park and the tree-lined streets. Some also believe this is a reference to the previously suggested drug use. It is home to over six miles of bicycle trails and is home to an historic house that was a stop on the underground railroad. Notable attractions in the town are the Town Washtub, where teens can be seen spinning around in the drying machines; The Rustic Mill, an overpriced diner; and the clock, the world's largest four-sided Rolex (The number 4 is represented IIII instead of IV). The town is home to 3 Dunkin' Donuts locations, 2 krauzers convienence stores, and an absurd amount of nail and hair salons and pizza parlors.
While being driven through central Jersey, the drug sniffing dogs went crazy because they had arrived in Cranford.
by Sam Ballen December 8, 2005
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A small northern town in Union County that is divided by North and South sides, North being the "rich side" and South being the "poorer side". Teens attend Cranford High School that is overpopulated with every sterotype of teen. From class clowns, jokes, preps, nerds and goths Cranford is still known for their excessive partying and drug use. Major morning hot spot, Bagel America, is the home to many teens after a rough night and a rougher morning with a hang over accompianed by a bagel and some friends. Cranford cops are always out looking for someone even Jay-Walking. Cranford is also known for their baseball and volleyball teams. All around though, soccer is forced upon Cranford children at age 4. Cranford is a gossipy town that is growing on the downfall.
Cranford is a party town, stop by.

Cranford is a soccer lovers land.

Cranford has good weed and beers for everyone!
by mhhhkay November 5, 2007
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a town filled white kids who do drugs neighboring towns with more white kids who do drugs. upper middle class
got any adderal?”
“You must be from Cranford”
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Small town in north/central New Jersey. They have and amazing highschool baseball team, and a great football team. Consisting mosyly of Jewish and White people. Cranford was the setting for the movie, Guess Who.
Cranford is a great town to grow up and live!
by Dr. Christina Van Woert May 15, 2005
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a small town in northern NJ that's so cool that all its teenage residents hang out anywhere else. remarkable amounts of drug/alcohol use and guidos exist there.
dick from cranford: let's go to Abyss.
everyone else in cranford: k.
by pony eyelashes June 11, 2007
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