cractus 

Cractus is when a woman or mans asshole is not waxed and is left prickly

Stacy please wax my cractus, I've got a date tonight.

Or damn you have a mighty fine (booty) but there was too much crafted going on

cractus by Garcherrypie December 1, 2016

Cactus Jack fucked me 

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

Urethra Cactus 

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

Urethra Cactus by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Cactus content 

Poking fun of someone; annoy them

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content

Cactus content by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

stroke my cactus 

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick

"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"

stroke my cactus by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016

cnactus 

a cnactus is a form of a cactus that is above human comprehension, the cnactus is an old myth from death valley many scientists say that it makes boulders move across the valley even though the valley is flat, scientists also state that the cnactus controls the weather most people think thats what the weather lady is for this news took the world by storm.

do you even cnactus?!?!?!? said Collin.

cnactus by lime tree68 January 20, 2018

Cactus content 

The act of being prickly

The beerbong guy sure love using cactus content

Cactus content by Ragerace March 15, 2020