craptasking

Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.

I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.

by saberthrow January 4, 2011

Crapjacking

Describes the practice of jacking yourself off while having a shit.

He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.

by Frank Stringer May 29, 2008