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Noun

1: A likable but silly and/or foolish person (friendly connotation).

2: An exclamation of surprise, sudden interest or excitement.

(Origin: thought to have first been coined at Hamilton College or by Hamilton College graduates at the beginning of the 21st century.)
1. "Hey craptits, did you just shart?"

2. "Holy craptits, this morning in the locker room gym I witnessed a man lubing up from head to toe!"
craptits by Stevedor May 4, 2010
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craptitude 

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.
Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".
craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

Westbull Craptist Church 

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap
Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

craptitude 

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.
He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.
craptitude by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

Crabtits 

A very pasty individual who rarely washes, hordes rapidily depreciating cars and wears flannel.
"Have a look at the horrid crabtits person, he/she makes me want to vomit"
Crabtits by Dr. Know-everything December 7, 2009

craptism 

The act of throwing water over the stall wall onto someone taking a dump in a public restroom.
"Why is Scott all drenched?"
"He was craptized earlier while throwing down brown."
"I love a good craptism."
craptism by d'rof71 July 26, 2007

craptismal 

A tri-compound word (crap+craptastic/fantasic+abysmal) used to desribe extreme annoyance.
My work browser is craptismally annoying! It keeps shutting down as if my workplace doesn't want me to toggle between the 10+ open work docs, sharepoint pages, email, lotus notes & FB at will. Not sure why since it most-assuredly uses more bandwith & resource time to continuously shut down the window, restart, get annoyed, get resentful, spend more fb time than workdoc time... -just sayin.