crapatits 

if something is more than crap

george is crapatits

crapatits by Tony February 1, 2003

craptitude 

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

craptarts 

A word to release anger, without actully swearing.

Craptarts! I got an 'F' on the test. Mom is going to kill me...

craptarts by Aeronacat August 9, 2008

CraptainSensible 

The misnomer of CaptainSensible. Someone proficient in bullshit

I can't believe what the OP posted, I'm gonna respond to the bullshit.

Don't bother, it's CraptainSensible

CraptainSensible by erroneousapostrophe January 2, 2009

Westbull Craptist Church 

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap

Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

Westbull Craptist Church by Becky Snowden (Chickabiddybex) May 4, 2009

craptitude 

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.

He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.

craptitude by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

crapacity 

Essentially, an amalgamation of crap and capacity, used to denote slowness and more generally, inefficiency.

Josh: Graham, this chairlift has a real crapacity.

Graham: I agree, hey look at her, what mincegrosity! Its such a shame whats happening to our youth.

crapacity by Tiffany Amber Trees-son April 10, 2004