craptism

The act of throwing water over the stall wall onto someone taking a dump in a public restroom.

"Why is Scott all drenched?"
"He was craptized earlier while throwing down brown."
"I love a good craptism."

by d'rof71 July 26, 2007

Craptism

The act of taking the first shit in a brand new toilet.

I hosted a Craptism on my new toilet as i pinched a loaf last night.

by Omnis May 27, 2005

Westbull Craptist Church

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap

Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

by Becky Snowden (Chickabiddybex) May 4, 2009

craptasm

An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity

After the cops showed up, well, it was a real craptasm.

by Pave April 20, 2004

craptasmic

When something sucks real bad. See craptacular

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic

by Dan June 24, 2005

craptismal

A tri-compound word (crap+craptastic/fantasic+abysmal) used to desribe extreme annoyance.

My work browser is craptismally annoying! It keeps shutting down as if my workplace doesn't want me to toggle between the 10+ open work docs, sharepoint pages, email, lotus notes & FB at will. Not sure why since it most-assuredly uses more bandwith & resource time to continuously shut down the window, restart, get annoyed, get resentful, spend more fb time than workdoc time... -just sayin.

by CunningLinguistic July 22, 2011

crapism

An art movement yet to be formed because it's future members are still thinking about what art they're going to create.

The Jockney Rebel, soon to be founder of the crapism movement.
Not creating since 1992.

by Stit Shinkin October 1, 2006