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craptismal

A tri-compound word (crap+craptastic/fantasic+abysmal) used to desribe extreme annoyance.
My work browser is craptismally annoying! It keeps shutting down as if my workplace doesn't want me to toggle between the 10+ open work docs, sharepoint pages, email, lotus notes & FB at will. Not sure why since it most-assuredly uses more bandwith & resource time to continuously shut down the window, restart, get annoyed, get resentful, spend more fb time than workdoc time... -just sayin.
by CunningLinguistic July 22, 2011
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craptism

The act of throwing water over the stall wall onto someone taking a dump in a public restroom.
"Why is Scott all drenched?"
"He was craptized earlier while throwing down brown."
"I love a good craptism."
by d'rof71 July 26, 2007
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Craptical

Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.
You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone
by Sqbany February 2, 2021
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Craptism

The act of taking the first shit in a brand new toilet.
I hosted a Craptism on my new toilet as i pinched a loaf last night.
by Omnis May 27, 2005
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craptasmagoric

adj., 1. a large collection of crap. 2. of or relating to crap. 3. an experience or journey which is unpleasant, is a series of unpleasant and almost unbelievable experiences which make up a whole.
1. His garage is craptasmagoric, I don't think he's cleaned it in ages. 2. That is so craptasmagoric, you should take it back. 3. My whole vactation was craptasmagoric, I should have just stayed home.
by Jamie Bowen March 10, 2007
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Craptical Illusion

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.
Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"
by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016
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craptasmashitical

Adjective to describe a movie so poorly concived and implemented that no other word will suffice.
"Wow. The trailer for Pixar's 'Cars' looks quite craptasmashitical."
by heroTop November 5, 2004
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