craptise

(1) to craptise (v) is to practise in a bad or negative way. Can be deliberate or accidental. Can involve the act of sabotage on a practice session.

I am just going to go craptise now.
I am just craptising my violin.
Were you practising or craptising gymnastics?

by Phelola Smith April 26, 2007

Westbull Craptist Church

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap

Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

by Becky Snowden (Chickabiddybex) May 4, 2009

Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

craptice

A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.

Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.

by Raibu Chacko July 19, 2005

craptism

The act of throwing water over the stall wall onto someone taking a dump in a public restroom.

"Why is Scott all drenched?"
"He was craptized earlier while throwing down brown."
"I love a good craptism."

by d'rof71 July 26, 2007

craptismal

A tri-compound word (crap+craptastic/fantasic+abysmal) used to desribe extreme annoyance.

My work browser is craptismally annoying! It keeps shutting down as if my workplace doesn't want me to toggle between the 10+ open work docs, sharepoint pages, email, lotus notes & FB at will. Not sure why since it most-assuredly uses more bandwith & resource time to continuously shut down the window, restart, get annoyed, get resentful, spend more fb time than workdoc time... -just sayin.

by CunningLinguistic July 22, 2011

crapwise

used to express similar problems of a shared interest. same sort of stuff, same sort of problems, same sort of way

our cars, though very different are the same, crapwise

by tha Captain October 30, 2007