crapntoss 

Slang word for Macintosh

Vince was having a lot of trouble with his crapntoss crashing

crapntoss by Skinfrakki October 7, 2005

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

Craptors 

Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.

The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!

Craptors by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008

Craptors 

Ok it is when you are watching the raptors when they are playing bad you call them craptors

Guy #1: oh my gosh raptors are so bad
Guy #2: ikr they suck
Guy#3: I am calling them Toronto craptors now

Craptors by The god from Ontario May 18, 2019

crapintosh 

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

crapintosh by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

crapness 

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way

"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"

crapness by jeny October 5, 2007

crapintosh 

Very expensive boat anchor

The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!

crapintosh by Lost Boat April 24, 2006