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A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.
When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".
craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

Craptors 

Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.
The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!

Craptors 

Ok it is when you are watching the raptors when they are playing bad you call them craptors
Guy #1: oh my gosh raptors are so bad
Guy #2: ikr they suck
Guy#3: I am calling them Toronto craptors now

crapintosh 

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.
That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.
crapintosh by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

crapness 

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way
"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"
crapness by jeny October 5, 2007

crapintosh 

Very expensive boat anchor
The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!
crapintosh by Lost Boat April 24, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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