crapntoss

Slang word for Macintosh

Vince was having a lot of trouble with his crapntoss crashing

by Skinfrakki October 7, 2005

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

by Danedog July 20, 2010

Craptors

Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.

The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!

by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008

Craptors

Ok it is when you are watching the raptors when they are playing bad you call them craptors

Guy #1: oh my gosh raptors are so bad
Guy #2: ikr they suck
Guy#3: I am calling them Toronto craptors now

by The god from Ontario May 18, 2019

crapintosh

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

crapness

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way

"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"

by jeny October 5, 2007

crapintosh

Very expensive boat anchor

The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!

by Lost Boat April 24, 2006