Definitions by jeny
paid programming
what is on when youve accidently fallen asleep in front of the tv, or when your too lazy to turn off the tv because your on the internet.
also known as infomercials
also known as infomercials
john: agh tv woke me up in the middle of the night, paid programming was on
bill: hm interesting.. you know insomniacs use to watch paid programming before the internet was born.
matt: omg i seriously had the craziest dream last night
zack: yea what happened
matt: billy mays was convincing me to buy OxiClean
bill: hm interesting.. you know insomniacs use to watch paid programming before the internet was born.
matt: omg i seriously had the craziest dream last night
zack: yea what happened
matt: billy mays was convincing me to buy OxiClean
paid programming by jeny April 6, 2008
Untalkative Bunny
an animated series, directed by Dawn Wilton, about a rabbit who deals with modern day problems. Bunny, the main character, doesnt talk. his/her friends, beaver, emu, and squirrel also dont talk. the only ones who do are an annoying little creature named Friendly Friend and the humans. the show is full of "modern life" elements, such as diets, vegetarianism, racism, and environmentalism. It aired on teletoons and Disney in the UK and Canada. The episodes are 4-5 minutes
butters: is Bunny a male or a female?
jeny: no one will ever know.
jared: why doesnt Bunny talk?
jeny: cus the show is called Untalkative Bunny duh!!
jeny: no one will ever know.
jared: why doesnt Bunny talk?
jeny: cus the show is called Untalkative Bunny duh!!
Untalkative Bunny by jeny March 25, 2008
jared
a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!
jeny: jared your soo weird
jared: no u!
jeny: jk your cool
jared: no u!
jeny: aww thanks teehee!!
jared: no u!
jeny: k.. getting annoying now.
jared: lalalala
jeny: ah my ears!
jared: no u!
jeny: jk your cool
jared: no u!
jeny: aww thanks teehee!!
jared: no u!
jeny: k.. getting annoying now.
jared: lalalala
jeny: ah my ears!
cereal box
brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
cereal box by jeny February 25, 2008
ashtray
a name that best friends, jeny and kimberley, used to call a girl in 5th grade. they are now seniors in high school and the name is still very funny.
jeny (in arizona): hey kimberley guess what? i saw ashtray today!!
kimberley (in new zealand): haha no way! after all these years?! wow
jeny: yea haha we have some real good memories from back in the day.
kimberley: yup priceless
kimberley (in new zealand): haha no way! after all these years?! wow
jeny: yea haha we have some real good memories from back in the day.
kimberley: yup priceless
the love button
1. a button that does not exist. as much as you would want it to be there, it isn't.
2. a fake ad that is shown on urban dictionary and other sites. its there to mess with your head and give u false hope of finding your true love
2. a fake ad that is shown on urban dictionary and other sites. its there to mess with your head and give u false hope of finding your true love
1.
lonely pahetic girl: i wish there was such thing as a love button, that way i would kno who loves me
jeny (living in the real world): well stop living in your little dream world it doesnt exist geez! i mean seriously how old r u?1?!@
2.
girl: omg i clicked the love button when i was visiting this site to find out who i am compatible with. i only had to give them my phone number, and they subscribed me to their site. so now i also have to pay 5.99 a week! and all this because im stupid and wanted to know if your my true love.
guy who doesnt care: stop calling me! crazy slut!
lonely pahetic girl: i wish there was such thing as a love button, that way i would kno who loves me
jeny (living in the real world): well stop living in your little dream world it doesnt exist geez! i mean seriously how old r u?1?!@
2.
girl: omg i clicked the love button when i was visiting this site to find out who i am compatible with. i only had to give them my phone number, and they subscribed me to their site. so now i also have to pay 5.99 a week! and all this because im stupid and wanted to know if your my true love.
guy who doesnt care: stop calling me! crazy slut!
the love button by jeny November 25, 2007
blahzerz
one of the best words to use when u have nothing else to say or u want to avoid talking to someone; its just wow.. an undescribable word -er wait i think i just described it to ya.. oh blahzerz.
1.
some guy: soo i have nothing else to say right now..
some girl: oh yea? ur suppose to say blahzerz u moron, read the definition!
2.
skanky girl: so anyways he asked me out and i told him that i might have genital herp-
jeny: BLAHZERZ!
some guy: soo i have nothing else to say right now..
some girl: oh yea? ur suppose to say blahzerz u moron, read the definition!
2.
skanky girl: so anyways he asked me out and i told him that i might have genital herp-
jeny: BLAHZERZ!