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one of the best words to use when u have nothing else to say or u want to avoid talking to someone; its just wow.. an undescribable word -er wait i think i just described it to ya.. oh blahzerz.
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some guy: soo i have nothing else to say right now..
some girl: oh yea? ur suppose to say blahzerz u moron, read the definition!
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skanky girl: so anyways he asked me out and i told him that i might have genital herp-
jeny: BLAHZERZ!
some guy: soo i have nothing else to say right now..
some girl: oh yea? ur suppose to say blahzerz u moron, read the definition!
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skanky girl: so anyways he asked me out and i told him that i might have genital herp-
jeny: BLAHZERZ!
by jeny November 15, 2007
Get the blahzerz mug.having a crush on some one you met on the internet. real unfortunate if u dont know how they look like, if they like you back, or if they even exist.
Jeny: omg steve i think i have an online crush on this guy i met online what should i do?
Steve (secretly has a crush on jeny): well ill tell you what IM going to do, first im gonna find him, then im gonna kill him.. MUAHUAHUAHA
Jeny (doesn't like steve much): but what if he doesn't exist?
Steve: um.. what? well i guess theres nothing we can do then
(Jeny's internet crush stalked her myspace profile, found out were steve lived, and killed him)
Jeny: yay my hero! wait.. ur not 18!
(she then grabbed a knife and killed her internet crush)
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Steve (secretly has a crush on jeny): well ill tell you what IM going to do, first im gonna find him, then im gonna kill him.. MUAHUAHUAHA
Jeny (doesn't like steve much): but what if he doesn't exist?
Steve: um.. what? well i guess theres nothing we can do then
(Jeny's internet crush stalked her myspace profile, found out were steve lived, and killed him)
Jeny: yay my hero! wait.. ur not 18!
(she then grabbed a knife and killed her internet crush)
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by jeny October 20, 2007
Get the online crush mug.a name that best friends, jeny and kimberley, used to call a girl in 5th grade. they are now seniors in high school and the name is still very funny.
jeny (in arizona): hey kimberley guess what? i saw ashtray today!!
kimberley (in new zealand): haha no way! after all these years?! wow
jeny: yea haha we have some real good memories from back in the day.
kimberley: yup priceless
kimberley (in new zealand): haha no way! after all these years?! wow
jeny: yea haha we have some real good memories from back in the day.
kimberley: yup priceless
by jeny December 25, 2007
Get the ashtray mug."i tried to help the children but they tore my arm off!!!!"
"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"
"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"
"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"
"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"
"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"
"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"
by jeny October 24, 2007
Get the humanize mug.what is on when youve accidently fallen asleep in front of the tv, or when your too lazy to turn off the tv because your on the internet.
also known as infomercials
also known as infomercials
john: agh tv woke me up in the middle of the night, paid programming was on
bill: hm interesting.. you know insomniacs use to watch paid programming before the internet was born.
matt: omg i seriously had the craziest dream last night
zack: yea what happened
matt: billy mays was convincing me to buy OxiClean
bill: hm interesting.. you know insomniacs use to watch paid programming before the internet was born.
matt: omg i seriously had the craziest dream last night
zack: yea what happened
matt: billy mays was convincing me to buy OxiClean
by jeny April 6, 2008
Get the paid programming mug.by jeny September 11, 2007
Get the infantilize mug.1. a button that does not exist. as much as you would want it to be there, it isn't.
2. a fake ad that is shown on urban dictionary and other sites. its there to mess with your head and give u false hope of finding your true love
2. a fake ad that is shown on urban dictionary and other sites. its there to mess with your head and give u false hope of finding your true love
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lonely pahetic girl: i wish there was such thing as a love button, that way i would kno who loves me
jeny (living in the real world): well stop living in your little dream world it doesnt exist geez! i mean seriously how old r u?1?!@
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girl: omg i clicked the love button when i was visiting this site to find out who i am compatible with. i only had to give them my phone number, and they subscribed me to their site. so now i also have to pay 5.99 a week! and all this because im stupid and wanted to know if your my true love.
guy who doesnt care: stop calling me! crazy slut!
lonely pahetic girl: i wish there was such thing as a love button, that way i would kno who loves me
jeny (living in the real world): well stop living in your little dream world it doesnt exist geez! i mean seriously how old r u?1?!@
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girl: omg i clicked the love button when i was visiting this site to find out who i am compatible with. i only had to give them my phone number, and they subscribed me to their site. so now i also have to pay 5.99 a week! and all this because im stupid and wanted to know if your my true love.
guy who doesnt care: stop calling me! crazy slut!
by jeny November 25, 2007
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