craigen

Someone who always seems to contribute to the failure of a well constructed plan.

*After 3 hours of thinking up a plan*

Plan maker: Right, that's the plan for tonight, just waiting for you now lee.

Lee: Sounds good, only one problem..

Plan maker: What's that?

Lee: I'm not out tonight.

Plan maker: z0mg, what'a craigen you are!

by Gee-Dee June 4, 2009

craiged

To get craiged,
To be craig,
Craig david,

To be craig.
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning

Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "

by lowi February 4, 2014

Daniel Craiging

verb- to "Daniel-Craig"- to kick/knee/whip or otherwise impact someone's testicles at high velocity.

Named after the ridiculous number of times that Daniel Craig hits people in the nuts, is hit in the nuts, or is otherwise involved in testicular violence in his movies. Most prominently Casino Royale and Cowboys vs. Aliens

When done properly, the attacker will shout "Daniel Craig!" while kicking the victim in the balls

Joe: "DANIEL CRAIG!" *kick*
Aaron: "Ow shit! not funny bro..."
Drunk Vince: "I will protect you!"

Miles: "That night of Daniel Craiging left me emasculated"

by NotVincentPensyl September 7, 2011

Jackson Craiged

When you run out of mayonnaise and you use you cum instead

My sandwich was dry so i Jackson craiged it

by That ginger fuck October 15, 2021

craiged

Fans of the Late Late Show host, author, actor and stand up comedian Craig Ferguson use this term when he makes fun of somebody or something. Then he/she/it gets craiged.

"...poor larry king, got craiged again..."

by Craigfan January 8, 2010

Craiging Out

Craiging Out is defined by the complete lack and disregard of previous friendships and relationships in lieu of intimate contact. Common symptoms include: Dropping out of contact with previously close friends for several months, adamantly denying that anything is wrong with the current situation and lack of contact, pretending not to notice texts and or phone calls and insisting that it simply was not next to you for days on end, and when parked outside the home of someone who is in the process of Craiging Out, they will not only not come outside to say hello, but call hours later and refer to the situation as "creepy" and try to focus attention off of themselves.

A person can also said to be Craiging Out when he or she ditches friends for something else, in most cases, sexual intercourse.

Dude I can't believe he is Craiging Out on you guys like that, I mean he's known you for like 8 years or more now, he could at least answer a phone call once in a while.

by Indigo Davy Jones March 3, 2011

Larry Craigin'

1-To engage in, or, act in a homosexual way. Can be used as a joke or in a serious manner.

1- "Wow, I saw Joel and Mason Larry Craigin' last night."

by Qhuakeem March 11, 2010