Craignant

The discovered state of an unplanned pregnancy after a one night stand with an anonymous person met on Craig's List.

I'd better find a boyfriend quick--that discount condom broke last month and, now, I'm Craignant!

by Nighthorse July 30, 2010

Craignant

(KREG-nUHnt) Adjective.

1. having a child or offspring developing in the body as a result of copulation with a man named Craig.
2. filled with Craig.
3. full of Craig-like meaning.

You've been being a little irresponsible when you're drunk lately. You better be careful you don't get anyone Craignant!

That's something Craig would say. Are you Craignant?

by aznPersuasion November 12, 2012

craignennt

A physical condition that occurs after a man consumes enough sperm calories to develop an obese stature.

"Sorry man, I can't go out tonight. I've gotten really craignennt and I just get the meat sweats any time I eat."

by craignennt April 3, 2022

craiganize

To make something suitable for homosexual activity. To modify an object or structure for gay activities.

The young electrician craiganized the bathroom partition by using his hole saw to drill a hole for his weiner sucking and fudge packing pursuits.

by Angry Stockholder June 30, 2019

Craignapped

kidnapping as result of a Craigslist transaction

Bring your neighbor with you when you pick up the PS4 from the Craigslist ad, you don't want to get Craignapped.

by Plika April 10, 2020

Craignaut

Noun: someone who spends all their time on Craig's list search for random items in an effort to build a home made space ship.

Me: Holy crap i found 4000 meters of twine on Craig's list! i can totally use this for my space ship!

Mom: You think you'll become some great Craignaut? my ovaries have never disappointed me more...

by Crash Bartleby November 12, 2012

chignant

Adj.
Uneducated and/or acting a fool.

Quit actin' so chignant.

by Mokay April 23, 2008