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craftgasm

When home made handy crafts blow your mind.
"I've been looking at craft blogs all day and i've had multiple craftgasms"
by Anonymous43567543 October 26, 2012
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craftsmanshit

A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.
Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!
by bjergen March 23, 2007
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craftsman

A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.
That guy is a fucking Craftsman.
by GeoTracker October 19, 2005
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Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
by Jonno93 January 24, 2006
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craptasm

An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity
After the cops showed up, well, it was a real craptasm.
by Pave April 20, 2004
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Craftsmith

An agent of awesome, creating any and everything necessary for a creative performance or genuinely great things. Capable of generating or repurposing anything.
A: He built a lightsaber out of the contents of my pocket!
B: Woah! He must be a Craftsmith!
by The Original Craftsmith October 15, 2014
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catgasm

1. when a cat purrs incredibly loud
and starts to kneed stuff and
has big bug eyes and its nose
is extremely wet.

2. when a friend starts to kneed on
your stomach and purrs, imitating a cat.

other phrases: catgasmed, catgasmic, catgasming.
1. dude my cat catgasmed all over my bed last night.

2. yo stop catgasming on my stomach.
by anonymousangie March 3, 2009
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