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1. when a cat purrs incredibly loud
and starts to kneed stuff and
has big bug eyes and its nose
is extremely wet.

2. when a friend starts to kneed on
your stomach and purrs, imitating a cat.

other phrases: catgasmed, catgasmic, catgasming.
1. dude my cat catgasmed all over my bed last night.

2. yo stop catgasming on my stomach.
catgasm by anonymousangie March 3, 2009
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When you fucking cum because you love cats so much.
"Chris loves LOLcats so much, the picture of the day gave him a catgasm!"
Catgasm by Thrashin January 6, 2008
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Pleasure resulting from stimulation to a hair-covered part of the body, usually the head. Very common among cats (hence the name).
Person 1: "Ha ha, your cat's having a catgasm."

Person 2: "Um... That's a boy cat."

Person 1: "Oh..."
Catgasm by MUZYK September 1, 2006
An orgasm that is less sexual and more joy-filled that originated from looking at a car, sitting in a car, looking at a picture of a car, being in a presence of a car, or other things relating to cars.
I sat in a Vanquish today and I got the biggest cargasm!

I saw a pic for the new Demon! Total cargasm!
Cargasm by Syn122 January 21, 2009
What you have when you see a ride so fly that you shoot a load in your pants.
"Look at that car!"
"Ohhhh, man, I think I just had a Cargasm"
cargasm by 8E4Vette July 3, 2003
The intense feeling of insurmountable pleasure received when one views, drives, or hears an automobile unlike any other.
Damn, I had a cargasm at the exact moment that my "Jap piece of shit" Lexus TOASTED cory's "built to fail" Crapstang.
cargasm by Cory sucks April 30, 2006

moving cargasm 

The act of being brought to orgasm while operating a moving motor vehicle. Usually involves female performing oral sex on male while male is driving. WARNING: This is not to be tried by the inexperienced driver/orgasmer.
She trusted his driving and climax control enough to give him a moving cargasm.
moving cargasm by Barry Flomar February 18, 2004
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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