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crapgasm

The feeling you get when something is so crappy that it's crappiness becomes almost a good thing in an explosion of crappiness. In other words, orgasmically crappy.
This organic chemistry book is making me crapgasm over and over!
by tekdemon December 31, 2004
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crapgasm

The result of a blumpkin.
Oh my gosh, when Jeannie gave me that blumpkin, I managed to crap and orgasm at the same time. I have to tell you, there's nothing quite like a crapgasm.
by Gwartron August 9, 2010
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Crapgasm'd

Crapgasm is like an orgasm except you are having a crap. Its when you are bursting for one and when you release it, it feels so good.
Emily: That crap felt really good.
Gemma: LMAO ROFL you just crapgasm'd!
Emily: did i? OMFG brill!
Gemma: My turn now!
by emididacrap June 23, 2009
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fatal crapgasm

The involuntary function of the body (similar to shock) when the nervous system becomes overloaded to such a high degree the body interprets it as being a "death moment" and triggers all bodily functions that cause positive and relieving feelings.
Right at the moment Johnny was being ripped in half by the 2 trains, he shit himself, had an orgasm, sneezed, and fell asleep all at the same time. He had a fatal crapgasm to carry him on to his death as peacefully as possible
by the curse of priddy November 27, 2012
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Crapgasim

The instant feeling of euphoria one experiences during and immediately after a bowel movement.
Intensity of the Crapgasim and vary from person to person and is sometimes, but not always, in direct relation to the volume and density of the load.
Sighs, moans, and giggles are common side effects the Crapgasim.
"Did you hear Andy in there?" "Guy must be having one hell of a Crapgasim"
by Johhny 5 December 31, 2007
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craptasm

An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity
After the cops showed up, well, it was a real craptasm.
by Pave April 20, 2004
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crapgamer

Ironic name of a gamer. If he does great the name is ironic. If he does bad then the name is as advertised.
I cant believe Crapgamer just owned me so bad on Call OF Duty.
by Monster Joff February 26, 2010
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