A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.
by GeoTracker October 13, 2005
a tool with such a magnitude of proportions it can be labeled only with a proper name identification.
The guy over there wearing the train conductors hat is indeed a craftsman.
by Sean Dolan June 12, 2003
A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.
Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.
by CoonDawg1 November 4, 2008
A guy that is a total dick. No matter the time or place, he always seems to be the biggest dick in the room. Tool. A craftsman is guaranteed to be a "tool" for life.
Man, did you see Bob during that meeting with the boss. He is such a craftsman.
by fanc13 June 17, 2010
Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.
Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.

Me: Not really a surprise, though.

Bob: Why's that?

Me: The dude's a Craftsman.

Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.
by TenaciousMV November 30, 2011
The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
by Jonno93 January 22, 2006
The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.
"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"
by Pile Roastans March 22, 2016