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craptasking 

Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.
I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.
craptasking by saberthrow January 4, 2011

Craptastacle 

Craptastical - (crap-tas-tee-cul) a combination of the words crap, fantastic and spectacle. It is used sarcastically in a negative way. It is generally used to describe a failed, tacky or highly distasteful event, affair or gathering.
OMG! her birthday party was truly a craptastacle affair
Craptastacle by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020

craptastrophe 

Any unexpected mess involving mass quantities of fecal matter.

A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.

Shoddy workmanship.
The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.

I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.

John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
craptastrophe by jen925 April 17, 2009

craptastic 

the zenith of crap; the highest level of crap that can be reached.
"These scrabble letters I keep getting are certainly craptastic." or "The service I receive from my cable provider is truly craptastic."
craptastic by Of the Sun March 2, 2010

craptastic 

(adj)
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable

2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy

etymology: blend of the words 'crap' and 'fantastic'
1. This place is awesomely cheesy! It's craptastic!

2. The break-up was awful. It was craptastic.
craptastic by Marchant July 28, 2004

Craptastic 

like fantastic!
only the exact opposite
i like tacos, but not taco bell. taco bell is craptastic!
Craptastic by JAIM3 October 22, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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