Crabgasm

An orgasm somehow induced by a crustacean, possibly involving anal or oral entry.

"His Hexican wife gave him a crabgasm, didya hear?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, she slowly eased it within his inner sanctum until he came furiously upon it's hot red armor."
"That's hot."

by TFE May 28, 2006

crabgas

Explosive and noxious flatulence following a crab feast; powerful gas.

Thad's crabgas was so bad that I knocked over the Old Bay seasoning while scrambling to pinch my nose shut.

by Chris Hops October 9, 2007

Crabgas

Flatulence resulting from ingesting shellfish.

After he finished off that bushel of crabs, his crabgas was so noxious that we had to pull over and put the top down on the convertible

by C Hop October 24, 2007

crapgasm

The feeling you get when something is so crappy that it's crappiness becomes almost a good thing in an explosion of crappiness. In other words, orgasmically crappy.

This organic chemistry book is making me crapgasm over and over!

by tekdemon December 31, 2004

Crapgasm'd

Crapgasm is like an orgasm except you are having a crap. Its when you are bursting for one and when you release it, it feels so good.

Emily: That crap felt really good.
Gemma: LMAO ROFL you just crapgasm'd!
Emily: did i? OMFG brill!
Gemma: My turn now!

by emididacrap June 23, 2009

craygasm

When you get an orgasm/excited over something that isn't really special

Fx.

You're an Italian, you get spaghetti and meatballs every second day.
And mom screams "The spaghetti is ready" and you get a craygasm.
Because you've gotten so much spaghetti is isn't special.

"Yo dude, I just got a craygasm there"
"But hey man, it isn't very special"

by SlavGopnikXD June 7, 2017

fatal crapgasm

The involuntary function of the body (similar to shock) when the nervous system becomes overloaded to such a high degree the body interprets it as being a "death moment" and triggers all bodily functions that cause positive and relieving feelings.

Right at the moment Johnny was being ripped in half by the 2 trains, he shit himself, had an orgasm, sneezed, and fell asleep all at the same time. He had a fatal crapgasm to carry him on to his death as peacefully as possible

by the curse of priddy November 27, 2012