craftsmanshit

A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.

Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!

by bjergen March 23, 2007

Crapsmanshit

This is the practice of an extremely un skilled person dedicated to his or her trade or craft.

Johnny used his best Crapsmanshit to score a D on his architecure project.

by Nathandar August 27, 2010

craptsmanship

Da degree of either:
(1) how good someone is at pawning off lousy-quality merchandise, or

(2) how skilled someone is at "beating da house".

In da 1924 Will Rogers classic, "A Truthful Liar", ambassador Doolittle claims to have had excellent "craptsmanship" by scoring an impressive windfall when playing cards with the King, but his fellow townspeople dismissively wave off his tale as hogwash, and so perhaps said questionable story lacked "craptsmanship" in dat it failed to convince its audience.

by QuacksO August 5, 2024