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chatgasm 

the expression of orgasmic delight by means of instant messaging.
1: oh...yes....yes YEEEESSSSS OH GOD YESSS
2: did you just chatgasm?
1: yep. you're just that good.
chatgasm by shmhrshmhrshmhr November 30, 2010
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CHATGASM 

A chat orgasm, indicated by scrolling, fast paced lines of successive chat, by the same person. (Can also be multiple chatgasms)
SouthSide______: Robert KKK Byrd voted against Thurgood Marshall and
SouthSide______: Clarence Thomas. Now one is a conservative while the
SouthSide______: other was a Liberal. Know what they both had in
SouthSide______: common? Two things, they were both black and Byrd
SouthSide______: didn't vote for either of them.

Is he making a political point? Nah, he just had a chatgasm.
CHATGASM by JayyTheOrc January 18, 2009
Related Words
1. when a cat purrs incredibly loud
and starts to kneed stuff and
has big bug eyes and its nose
is extremely wet.

2. when a friend starts to kneed on
your stomach and purrs, imitating a cat.

other phrases: catgasmed, catgasmic, catgasming.
1. dude my cat catgasmed all over my bed last night.

2. yo stop catgasming on my stomach.
catgasm by anonymousangie March 3, 2009

Chargasm 

A Chargasm is when a Charzard pokemon is having an orgasm and jizzes fire. This often happens when his opponent stimulates him with a lighting bolt attack.
Ash: "I choose you charzard"
Charzard: "Charzard"
Opponent: "I choose you pikachu"
Ash: "aww shit"
Opponent: "ligthning attack pikachu"
Pikachu: "PI-KA-CHUUU"
Charzard: "CHAR CHAR CHARGASM"
Ash looses
Chargasm by daboss647 November 29, 2011

Chargasm 

The act of playing with yourself (aka #masturbating) whilst thinking of the Char through the Internet.
I Chargasmed last night.
Chargasm by UptownDoYouUp May 5, 2015
The result of too much time spent on the chans.

Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
foaming of the mouth
permanent scarring of your childhood

the inability to see innocence
I saw Joel come to school today foaming at the mouth and with a blank stare. I proceeded to talk about /b-list movie stars, and he freaked out in a changasm.
Changasm by pieman96 March 16, 2010

chaigasm 

The ecstasy you experience when drinking Tazo chai with milk. The feeling can be intensified by adding honey.

-God's Vagina
Oh god, I had the best chaigasm of my life last night while watching Spy Kids with Ava.
chaigasm by M&Slover March 5, 2011
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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