crackmuffin 

friend with which one does crazy things. I.E. throw frappecinos at an ex boyfriend's car.

Yo, crackmuffin, let's start some ruckus this weekend. Ya dig?

crackmuffin by laqueenasaukin May 4, 2010

crack muffin 

An affectionate term directed at someone who is cracked our or sketchy but in a cute way.

N. "You acted pretty sketchy last night, but Don't forget, you'll always be my crack muffin."

crack muffin by Richierich1986 August 26, 2007

Cockmuffin

An insult (or compliment to close friends) substituting jackass, asshole, idiot, idjit, etc.

John, bro! Stop being such a cockmuffin!

Dude, Conner's a real cockmuffin.

Cockmuffin by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017

Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.

1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.

Cockmuffin by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

crankamuffin 

A loving term for being cranky and mildly whiny. Less intense than a crankzilla when you want to be loud and complain non-stop and possibly swear a lot.

I woke up this morning feeling like a serious crankamuffin.

crankamuffin by dup4 November 11, 2013

cockmuffin

The act of shoving you're cock into a muffin.

" You're a cockmuffin, well, give me a muffin, Joe! "

cockmuffin by Newblord. June 22, 2003

Crapmuffins

More powerful than just saying crap.

Oh crap muffins I stubbed my toe!

Crapmuffins by Brittany March 21, 2004