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crackamuffin

The crack head version of ragamuffin. Also known as a ragamuffin who does crack.
That girl is dressed like a crackamuffin.
by Thereal_crackamuffin420 June 12, 2023
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rackamuffin

Main entry: rack-a-muf-fin or rack-a-muf-in
Pronunication: rak-uh-muf-in
Etymology: From rack (posterior section of a womans body, ie breasts) and ragamuffin (Middle english, Ragamuffyn, name for a ragged, oafish person.

Function: Noun often considered vulgar

1) A girl or woman who is generally considered unattractive or posses no outstanding physical qualities except for her breasts which are generally large.

2) A girl or woman who uses her breasts as her primary physical feature in attempts to attract another persons attention usually of the opposite sex.

3) A girl or woman who posses large breasts.

4) A man who only finds large breasts on women attractive and seeks a relationship or physical intercourse with said women.

5) A man who can only achieve orgasm when having sex with a large breasted woman.
1) "Did you see how big the nose was on that new girl? And she was covered in pimples!"
"At least she's a rackamuffin."

2) Sheila always wore v-neck shirts to show off her cleavage because Sheila was a rackamuffin.

3) Jessica Simpson is a rackamuffin.

4) "Tim, why do you only date women who have large breasts?"

"Because I'm a rackamuffin."

5) Intercourse with his wife was difficult since she was only an A cup and he was a rackamuffin.
by College Bound Teenager May 14, 2006
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crankamuffin

A loving term for being cranky and mildly whiny. Less intense than a crankzilla when you want to be loud and complain non-stop and possibly swear a lot.
I woke up this morning feeling like a serious crankamuffin.
by dup4 November 11, 2013
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crackermuffin

"Walmart was just filled with crackermuffins last night."
by tgill January 9, 2013
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crackermuffin

a name you call sumone before you have your morning coffeee
godaamit shane you fuking crackermuffin l3t me drink my FUKING coffee
by JOshIS thE S3x October 13, 2008
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crackmuffin

friend with which one does crazy things. I.E. throw frappecinos at an ex boyfriend's car.
Yo, crackmuffin, let's start some ruckus this weekend. Ya dig?
by laqueenasaukin May 4, 2010
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