Hell

Pronoun: A place that child molesters told their victims they'd go if they told anyone.

"Don't tell anyone what I did to you or you'll be going to Hell!"

by BallBagBaggins May 16, 2010

GAY MEN

Males who are homosexual. Exclaimed for the humourous, bold effect.

GAY MEN!

by BallBagBaggins May 30, 2010

Facewanking

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.

1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.

by BallBagBaggins February 06, 2010

Mikey

Pronounced 'Mike-ee' - Slang abbreviation for Microwave.

'Ere Baz, bung it in the mikey, I paid 50 knicka for that mikey, 800W, Sanyo, bung it in the mikey Baz.'

by BallBagBaggins February 16, 2017

Matey

Matey - noun

A person who you don't know the name/random person or the name is insignificant

Example: have you seen matey over there with the massive nut?

by BallBagBaggins August 28, 2019

COCK IN ASS

A term that must be said with a lot of emphasis and therefore must be written in capital letters to show this.

Is another term for anal sex or a description of something that's bad.

1. "I was engaging in acts last night such as: drinking, smoking and COCK IN ASS."

2. This day has been nothing but a load of COCK IN ASS.

by BallBagBaggins February 06, 2010

The Scene Kid Face

Verb, as much as annoying, vain scene kids take many photos of themselves anyway and believe that they are incredible photographers for some reason. They frequently do this... 'pose' where they snarl, lifting one lip up towards the nose and usually tilt their head.

It's very stupid, but hilarious that they think they're cool for doing this face.

Scrolling across Facebook, oh look it's "Jessica OMG Bieber" (notice that the scene kid has a false surname and middle name.) Oh, what an annoying profile picture, she's pulling a face, this is know as The Scene Kid Face.
The Scene Kid Face is a COCK IN ASS

by BallBagBaggins April 11, 2010