Matey

Matey - noun

A person who you don't know the name/random person or the name is insignificant
Example: have you seen matey over there with the massive nut?
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Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.
During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.
by BallBagBaggins February 05, 2010
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COCK IN ASS

A term that must be said with a lot of emphasis and therefore must be written in capital letters to show this.

Is another term for anal sex or a description of something that's bad.
1. "I was engaging in acts last night such as: drinking, smoking and COCK IN ASS."

2. This day has been nothing but a load of COCK IN ASS.
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Facewanking

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.
1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.
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The Scene Kid Face

Verb, as much as annoying, vain scene kids take many photos of themselves anyway and believe that they are incredible photographers for some reason. They frequently do this... 'pose' where they snarl, lifting one lip up towards the nose and usually tilt their head.

It's very stupid, but hilarious that they think they're cool for doing this face.
Scrolling across Facebook, oh look it's "Jessica OMG Bieber" (notice that the scene kid has a false surname and middle name.) Oh, what an annoying profile picture, she's pulling a face, this is know as The Scene Kid Face.
The Scene Kid Face is a COCK IN ASS
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GAY MEN

Males who are homosexual. Exclaimed for the humourous, bold effect.
GAY MEN!
by BallBagBaggins May 30, 2010
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Mikey

Pronounced 'Mike-ee' - Slang abbreviation for Microwave.
'Ere Baz, bung it in the mikey, I paid 50 knicka for that mikey, 800W, Sanyo, bung it in the mikey Baz.'
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