11 definitions by BallBagBaggins

Males who are homosexual. Exclaimed for the humourous, bold effect.
by BallBagBaggins May 30, 2010
Group Adding Cunt - One of those ballbags that you see on Facebook that joins literally every single group that's possible, even if it doesn't link to them in anyway; they still join the groups. Each day a G.A.C. will fill up your homepage with groups that relate to nothing.
1. This is probably what a G.A.C. says to them self on a regular basis, "I'm a wanker, let's join every group."

2. That G.A.C. on my homepage is joining all the groups today...again.
by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010
During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.
During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.
by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010
A term that must be said with a lot of emphasis and therefore must be written in capital letters to show this.

Is another term for anal sex or a description of something that's bad.
1. "I was engaging in acts last night such as: drinking, smoking and COCK IN ASS."

2. This day has been nothing but a load of COCK IN ASS.
by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010
Pronounced 'Mike-ee' - Slang abbreviation for Microwave.
'Ere Baz, bung it in the mikey, I paid 50 knicka for that mikey, 800W, Sanyo, bung it in the mikey Baz.'
by BallBagBaggins February 16, 2017
Matey - noun

A person who you don't know the name/random person or the name is insignificant
Example: have you seen matey over there with the massive nut?
by BallBagBaggins August 28, 2019
Pronoun: A place that child molesters told their victims they'd go if they told anyone.
"Don't tell anyone what I did to you or you'll be going to Hell!"
by BallBagBaggins May 16, 2010