cluckmuffin

When the pussy is finger licking good

Damn! That bitch last night had a cluckmuffin

by CluckMuffion September 13, 2015

cunkmuffin

When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.

also used as an insult to call someone.

abbreviation: cunkmuff

1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!

2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!

by LeJon August 3, 2009

Cockmuffin

An insult (or compliment to close friends) substituting jackass, asshole, idiot, idjit, etc.

John, bro! Stop being such a cockmuffin!

Dude, Conner's a real cockmuffin.

by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017

Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.

1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

cockmuffin

The act of shoving you're cock into a muffin.

" You're a cockmuffin, well, give me a muffin, Joe! "

by Newblord. June 22, 2003

Cockmuffin

A cock muffin is what happens when a guy jacks off and wipes his dick clean but then grabs the base of his penis, squeezes then pushes whats left of the sperm in his penis out of his penis, creating what is reffered to as a "Cockmuffin".

"Hey check this out i made a cockmuffin"

by =Ripper= January 26, 2006

chunkmuffin

1)a muffin made entirely of unidentified CHUNK (usually chunks of baking powder or non-muffin-textured lumps)usually very digusting

2)a person who is chunky and loveable at the same time - like ME!

1)i nearly threw up on saturday because my 9-year-old sister baked us all chunkmuffins - they were disgusting

2)hey you random chicks! keep your hands off Logan - he's MY chunkmuffin!

by logan hopkins September 17, 2005