cluckmuffin
When the pussy is finger licking good
cluckmuffin by CluckMuffion September 13, 2015
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cunkmuffin
When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.
also used as an insult to call someone.
abbreviation: cunkmuff
also used as an insult to call someone.
abbreviation: cunkmuff
1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!
2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
cunkmuffin by LeJon August 3, 2009
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Cockmuffin
Cockmuffin by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017
Cockmuffin
A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.
1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.
2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.
3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.
3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
Cockmuffin by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010
Cockmuffin
A cock muffin is what happens when a guy jacks off and wipes his dick clean but then grabs the base of his penis, squeezes then pushes whats left of the sperm in his penis out of his penis, creating what is reffered to as a "Cockmuffin".
Cockmuffin by =Ripper= January 26, 2006
chunkmuffin
1)a muffin made entirely of unidentified CHUNK (usually chunks of baking powder or non-muffin-textured lumps)usually very digusting
2)a person who is chunky and loveable at the same time - like ME!
2)a person who is chunky and loveable at the same time - like ME!
1)i nearly threw up on saturday because my 9-year-old sister baked us all chunkmuffins - they were disgusting
2)hey you random chicks! keep your hands off Logan - he's MY chunkmuffin!
2)hey you random chicks! keep your hands off Logan - he's MY chunkmuffin!
chunkmuffin by logan hopkins September 17, 2005