crackermuffin

a hillbilly; a rural whitetrash person

"Walmart was just filled with crackermuffins last night."

by tgill January 9, 2013

crackermuffin

a name you call sumone before you have your morning coffeee

godaamit shane you fuking crackermuffin l3t me drink my FUKING coffee

by JOshIS thE S3x October 13, 2008

crackamuffin

The crack head version of ragamuffin. Also known as a ragamuffin who does crack.

That girl is dressed like a crackamuffin.

by Thereal_crackamuffin420 June 12, 2023

crackmuffin

friend with which one does crazy things. I.E. throw frappecinos at an ex boyfriend's car.

Yo, crackmuffin, let's start some ruckus this weekend. Ya dig?

by laqueenasaukin May 4, 2010