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Crapanese 

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss
"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.
Crapanese by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011

crapanese 

Fake Japanese or Wannabe Japanese. See Wapanese and Blapanese.
crapanese by B-Drac October 28, 2003

cracknener 

A mix between a cracker nigger and a beaner
Your not mixed your a cracknener
cracknener by Cooter Brown February 4, 2018

crankaneese 

The language someone uses when they are strung out on methamphetamine due to their mouth being dry or otherwise pronunciation similar to having marble mouth. The person also slurs their words while coming down from their high after being awake for several days
Marble mouthcrankanease The sketchy meth head was only speaking crankaneese by day 5.
crankaneese by LDD76 January 28, 2013

crapanese 

means japanese. made up by psychotic. relates to crapan!
^_^ omg crapanese! lolololz. ^_^
crapanese by Denmark October 8, 2004

cracknose 

Someone who has brown on the end of thier nose.
"Oh god, he has a cracknose"
cracknose by BillIsCool June 30, 2008