crackanese

A language all its own. Known to confuse anyone except those who speak it. Take any word and break it down by each letter then ad (ung) to every letter except for vowels.

You could say--That is Hot.
TungHungATung ISung HungOTung

by Britneybabe September 8, 2005

Crapanese

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011

crapanese

Fake Japanese or Wannabe Japanese. See Wapanese and Blapanese.

Go back to Crapan.

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

cracknener

A mix between a cracker nigger and a beaner

Your not mixed your a cracknener

by Cooter Brown February 4, 2018

crankaneese

The language someone uses when they are strung out on methamphetamine due to their mouth being dry or otherwise pronunciation similar to having marble mouth. The person also slurs their words while coming down from their high after being awake for several days

Marble mouthcrankanease The sketchy meth head was only speaking crankaneese by day 5.

by LDD76 January 28, 2013

crapanese

means japanese. made up by psychotic. relates to crapan!

^_^ omg crapanese! lolololz. ^_^

by Denmark October 8, 2004

cracknose

Someone who has brown on the end of thier nose.

"Oh god, he has a cracknose"

by BillIsCool June 30, 2008