Crapanese 

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

Crapanese by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011

crapanese 

Fake Japanese or Wannabe Japanese. See Wapanese and Blapanese.

Go back to Crapan.

crapanese by B-Drac October 28, 2003

crapanese 

means japanese. made up by psychotic. relates to crapan!

^_^ omg crapanese! lolololz. ^_^

crapanese by Denmark October 8, 2004

capanese 

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.

Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese

capanese by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020

Trapanese 

speaking in code while discussing illegal activities so that outsiders have no idea what you really mean. the incriminating words are replaced with other words that people working in the black market understand as having illegal meanings. some words are widely known and others are created within small groups of people to maintain secrecy.

wrap the work with the spandex and the latex
then we ship it outta town
call it safe sex

talk trapanese on the cell phone

Trapanese by eight732 April 6, 2012

Trapanese 

Got that chop got that stick bitch I'm trapanese
Ramen noodles on my dick when I’m clapping cheeks
Going stupid in the whip ‘cause I cannot see
Tryna bring your dog then you better bring that cutlery
Getting to the chips hunnids blue like Doraemon
Nice guy, but I spit flames like I’m Iroh

Trapanese is the littest song yet

Trapanese by polikmonn April 30, 2019

capenese 

language of cap

that hoe be speaking capenese

capenese by daddyemxvy November 2, 2019