Cockanese 

The verbal language spoken while a mouth is over full of cock giving a blowjob

Late one night Michelle we giving her man Eric a blowjob loving every moment his throbbing cock filled her mouth, and all of a sudden she hears her phone ring, knowing that at this time of night it could only be a call from her best friend Haylee, luckly for them they were masters of the rare language Cockanese.

This language can only be spoken and understood by true master’s of giving blowjobs

Cockanese by Dock N Launch March 14, 2019

cocknose 

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

cockdiesel

(adj) 1. To be extremely muscular or bulky. 2. (n) A brute

That dude is cockdiesel.
Don't fuck with him, he's a fucking cockdiesel.

cockdiesel by Anonymous May 16, 2003

cockanus 

A man putting his own cock in his ass.

Man 1: "Look, i've managed to put my own cock in my ass!"

Man 2: "Yeah, the good ol' cockanus"

cockanus by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008

Cochanese 

The act of having e-grammar so terrible, it's barely legible.

GuildCochakuneew ned to go to hte sroe ftr ths
GuildMalagant Dude that is Cochanese at it's finest.

Cochanese by Sodium Benzoate January 4, 2009

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

cockness monster by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

cocksneeze

The act of ejaculation through a non-erect penis. Ususally happens in reaction to extremely arousing event, catching one completely offguard.

"Jesus Christ, did you see the tits on that bitch?"

"Oh man, I think I just cocksneezed"

cocksneeze by ProbablyJason November 18, 2003