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cracknose 

Someone who has brown on the end of thier nose.
"Oh god, he has a cracknose"
cracknose by BillIsCool June 30, 2008
Words you can keep

cocknose 

to Eskimo kiss a dick
dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"
cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

CrackFone 

A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.
person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."
CrackFone by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008

Crackbone 

A semi-famous player of Zombie Panic: Source. Featured on Source Mod Todd's "Greatest Zombie Killer Challenge". He didn't make #1, but he's still pretty funny and a good zombie killer. Likes to replace 75% of his nouns with "bullshit", "asshole", and "brain dawgs". His famous line is "Cut 'Em Up!" while yelling incoherent swear words.

His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".

An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"

2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"

3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"

Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.

*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"
Crackbone by Flood_Master7 March 3, 2009
when someone has acne in their bumcrack.
person 1: ah did you see hannah sweetman last night?
person 2: yeah she has some mad crackne styll
crackne by fatgeeza12 October 3, 2020

Crackondesuer 

Crackondesuer is a condesuer who knows where the best stuff is. It's not a habit it's a hobby.
The crackondesuer is here let's get cooking
Crackondesuer by Baroness Brass September 21, 2021

joseppe crackoski

joseppe crackoski is a term used by cocaine users when visiting their local dealer, or when doing the drug.
Parent: Yo where are you going
Kid: Im going to Joseppe Crackoski's house.
Parent: What ni
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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