cowvid

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by intimate contact with dairy products.

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I warned you about that cheesy dip and now look at you. You got the cowvid. Who’s gonna marry you now?

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by sexual contact with dairy products.

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Caught the cowvid eh??!! Didn’t I warn you to stay away from the cherry yoghurt?

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022