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Covid-69 

When you contract the coronavirus in the year 2069.
Huey: Yo I just contracted COVID-69 bro.
Riley: Haha sucks for you nigga.
Covid-69 by BlackNipper April 23, 2020

Covid-69 

When you and your partner are both infected with Coronavirus, otherwise known as Covid-19 and start performing oral sex on one another in the sixty-nine position disregarding the pre-eminent doom of potential respiratory failure.
As soon as we both found out we were infected with Covid-19 we immediately began Covid-69ing in hopes that the genital fluids would serve as decongestants.
Covid-69 by baileystrum March 24, 2020

Covid-69 

When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
Covid-69 by Mike Oxenormous October 11, 2020

COVID-69 

The act of 69-ing, but the male wears a condom and the female wears a female condom
Person 1: how was your two week self-quarantine?
Person 2: fucking crazy! Becky and i COVID-69ed, i can still taste the latex
Person 1: you're one lucky dude
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026