killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf
by duplik8 March 08, 2020
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A disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. Can easily cause pneumonia.
Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad.

COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.
George: "My grandma died from the COVID-19 virus today."
James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus."
George: "Shut the fuck up James."
by SARS-COV-1 March 20, 2020
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a dumb virus that allows white moms to buy all the god damn toilet paper and cannned goods

fuck you karen fuck you
WHITE MOMS: ohhhhhhhhh i need to get over 300 rolls of tp bc of COVID-19
by mydogpissedonme March 19, 2020
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Its a stupid virus that prevents people from doing what they love the most. It makes you relize that you actually have a life. It breaks couples up beacuse they cant see each other. It makes people buy toilet paper when they dont even need it so, that way the people who really do need it cant wype there ass
Mom-Who used the last of the toilet paper?
Dad-I did
Mom-I have to go to the store now. Wheres my mask so i dont get the COVID-19
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COVID-19 is caused by a coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2 allowing introverted stoners to finally stay home in quarantine and smoke without a school or a boss b*tching in their ears or having to talk to people.
Person 1: hey man you hear school closed.
Person 2: yea man im excited about this covid-19
by Chloegirl13 August 31, 2020
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Euphamism for pounds gained during a period of quarantine, shelter in place, lockdown, self-isolation, or social distancing, usually due to stress eating one's way through one's food storage during the 2020 global pandemic caused by the Coronavirus.
I just got rid of my Freshman 15 before packing on another COVID-19
by NoKarensHere March 24, 2020
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