couchlord

the person who has the lease of or who owns the property of the couch you are currently living on.

His couchlord got COVID-19 so the whole house is on quarantine.

by that guy who said it first July 29, 2020

couchlock

n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky

That ganj had us in couchlock for 4 hours.

by cheryl-renee March 3, 2005

flight of the conchords

A hilarious folk parody group from New Zealand, recently featured on HBO Stand Up. Perform songs such as "Think About It, Think, Think About It", "Albi", "Hiphop-potamus Vs Rhymenocerous", "Business Time", etc.

Jermaine and Bret from Flight of the Conchords sang a hilarious song about a racist dragon called "Albi".

by EJJJJJJ May 2, 2006

Cucklord

A player whose sole intention become a nuisance to others, being as much of a annoyance in any and all ways, using certain tactics and rules to their advantage.

“Stop being such a cucklord” - An average player scalding a knifer in a Modern Warfare Gungame Lobby

by KJDekka August 21, 2021

Flight of the Conchords

Flippin' awesome New Zealand band consisting of two talented and hilarious guys, Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. Their style has been described as folk, parody, and musical comedy, but is really a combination of all three and more. They also star in a television series on HBO, Flight of the Conchords. If you don't know about FoTC, look them up on YouTube.

Some songs: Albi, Robot, Jenny, Not Crying, Business Time

Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords has it going on.

by joysea February 8, 2008

couchlock

When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.

Man that green is the bomb...I was couchlocked for like 4 hours. Got any more???

by Pot-Head September 15, 2008

CuckLordTarek

Some no life cuck who works at JP morgan. Fantasizes about his wife getting fucked every night.

John: yo you down to chill later tonight.
Kevin: Nah bro CuckLordTarek says i can come over and fick his girl today.

by Cucked May 17, 2019